FINALLY! After almost 4 fucking years of waiting and being in a long distance relationship, my boyfriend is FINALLY in the same city. Even if he’s almost a 2 hour transit trip away, I’m still SO happy. Everything we’ve been through together was SO worth it. Fuck what everyone thinks and assumes about our relationship. It’s perfect and I’m happy.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
(Source: joesphjonas)


yo fuck diamonds. orgasms are definitely my best friend.
(Source: freaksandgeek)

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”